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Man Complains To His Wife. As He Got Richer, She Grew Less Attractive. Her Response Is Gold!

Marriage is a tough cookie.

No matter how long a couple is married, it takes a considerable amount of effort and sacrifice on both sides in order to preserve a marriage.

That being said, marriages come in all different shapes and sizes. In the following story, you’ll hear about a husband that was having second thoughts about his marriage.

When he confronts his wife about it, however, she has the perfect response…

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10—inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23—year—old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69—year—old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23—year—old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10—inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.

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